Haha grad live blog
Your grad theme should be the Israelites’ captivity in Egypt. LET MY PEOPLE GO.
i imagine adulthood to be like one of those “choose your own adventure” books except each choice is terrible
you encounter your first PAYCHECK. it is MEAGER and will BARELY BE ENOUGH to pay your BILLS
to pay your rent for this week but starve, turn to page 97
to buy food at the risk of becoming homeless, turn to page 109
to give up on life and just spend the money on hookers and blow, turn to page 69
You have completed SECONDARY EDUCATION. You have spent 13 years of your life and have learned PRECISELY NOTHING.
To immediately join the workforce and spend the next 4-5 decades performing mind-numbing menial labor for inadequate compensation, turn to page 24.
To attend university on the outside chance that you may find a career that doesn’t involve eating catfood but spend the next 4-8 years living with constant stress in conditions of near abject poverty, turn to page 75.
To move into your parents basement and retreat into a fantasy of your own making, turn to page 84 and cry yourself to sleep.
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
We’d love to have you, but they know we have guns here too, yeah?
Someone talked me into drawing buttstuck.
Why do you show me these things. I thought we were friends. I’m dying.